How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Religion.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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