- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock knock Who's there Police

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

religion.

The NBA and womens sports

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

leon harney ya pikey

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Anything involving women..

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??