Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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24!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Heartlight

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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