whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Anti Joke

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