Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Zach Barlow

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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whats long and green? weed

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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