What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Pinus Testicles

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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