Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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balls

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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