- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

You know what's catchy? A cold

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

ass in my face ? no

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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