antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Xzibit

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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