There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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cancer

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Thumbs this up

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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hit the thumbs down button

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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