- Anti Joke

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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