Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

A mans opinion.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Dogs in my home.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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