Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Penis.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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