- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

womens rights

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

once upon a time there was a boy

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Wy did the chicken?

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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