- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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