Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Well educated black man.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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