What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Dylan is a person

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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