What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what do u call a apple a apple

You're Adopted.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

TIMMAH!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Neither does he.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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