Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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