Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

That's not what she said.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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