A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Romans rights.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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