- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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