How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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men's rights.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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