There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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