A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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