Woman Rights

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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This sentence is false.

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