what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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