How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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