- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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