Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Ebola

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

The WNBA.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What's the difference between a duck

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Bob dole

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

penis

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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