How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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My life :(

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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