- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

im watching you..

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

My butt!!!!!!!!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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