Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Republicans

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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