What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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ass.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Religion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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