The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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pickle sniffer

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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