- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

A white person at Harvard

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Penis

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

poop

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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