So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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