Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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hi

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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meh

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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