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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one