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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Xzibit

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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