Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A young baby died.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

The Holocaust.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Jimmy Saville

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Anti Joke

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