why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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