What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

your mom died.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

School

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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