Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

i like pie.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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