- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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