- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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