- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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