Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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