A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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