What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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