Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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