John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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