yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

This is not an anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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