What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Loner.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Muslim athletes.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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