- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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