WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Dance is a sport

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Badgers are cool

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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