This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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