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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

womens rights to vote

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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