Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Im cute hehehee

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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