- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man made a sandwich.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hearpin my durp

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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