- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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