Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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crap!!

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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