a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Davey Peterson.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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bob saget

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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