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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Justin Bieber got laid

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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