What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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David Silberberg is gay

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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