- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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