- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Two english guys meet at work

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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