- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Get in the car.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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