What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Once upon a cross

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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