- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

fava beans

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

I share two rooms with my mother.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

i'm funny

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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