- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Q. who's george porchy?

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

split your ass cheek

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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