I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Badgers are cool

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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