Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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