- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

I hate black people. Because their black.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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