Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Fiats

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Anti Joke

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