How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Yeah right loser!

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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