- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

i lost the game

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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