How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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