Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

luke moore cant pull it back

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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