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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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