Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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