- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

miley cyrus

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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