Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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You are Nerochan right?

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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girls basketball

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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