- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

politically correct!

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

It's only racist if you consider them people.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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