- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why? Whats wrong?

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

I ponder

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

WNBA

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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