Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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